THINGS THAT BRIAN THE PRIZE GUY DOES FOR HIS WIFE EVEN THOUGH HE HATES DOING THEM:

In no particular order…


1. go on walks
2. watch Baby Story type shows
3. go over her parents’ house 3 times a week
4. watch Discovery or Hallmark Channel
5. eat vegetables
6. watch “Dante’s Peak”
7. go “see the baby” (any baby other than my own)
8. watch American Gladiators
9. go to the library
10. watch any fattest, shortest, tallest, or people born with a tail specials (see number 4)