I got this email from a friend of mine... can you get over how crazy chicks can be? Here's how it reads:
You gotta be kidding me....you have to read this!! This bride needs to be given a valuim! I hope I was not like this....hee hee hee!I thought you ladies might find this comical....one of my friends forwarded it to me over the weekend.
The bride who wrote the note below is a grad student at UT (that's the burnt orange connection)... I received the following email...I truly thought I understood what the term Bridezilla meant. I didn't...untilnow. This girl is getting married to my best friend from high school onMarch 15th. I got suckered into being in the wedding. Originally, thebridesmaids dresses were BURNT ORANGE. Thankfully, she changed her mind tonavy blue. Anyway, this email speaks for itself. Feel free to laugh at loud and try to count how many times she insults me. (Keep in mind that none of theother girls that she sent this to have ever met me before.) Addie
Hey girls! Mom has your dresses for the wedding. She plans on bringing themto the shower next weekend, so you can pick them up there. Lindsay sent mean email asking about what style of shoes and jewelry to wear. That is agreat question, Lindsay! There are so many details, I keep forgetting totell my girls what to do. In any case, I think that this is an excellentopportunity to go over my expectations for each of you at the wedding.In answer to the question about shoes, please wear tasteful flats. Most ofyou are taller than me, so I would rather you all not tower over me. Plus,many of you are unaware, but Addie is terribly ill and sometimes isparalyzed from the waist down. And we do want to take care of Adam's girl! Ithink I want all of you to wear your hair down. Although, since Addie andLindsay have similar hair, I'd prefer it if Addie straightened hers and letLindsay be the curly-haired girl. Afterall, she is my friend and you are mybridesmaids! I'm sure you understand.Leisha and Sissy - I know that you have both been trying to lose a fewpounds. This would be the perfect opportunity! Watch your diet and we willall start weekly weigh-ins. Lindsay could use some trimming up too. Addie,you just take care of yourself. I know that some of us have trouble withfood and I don't want to encourage any bad habits with those who have hadproblems in the past.Also, you should all stay away from alcohol for at least a week before thewedding. That way, none of us will be puffy or bloated. I guess this ismainly for Addie, as none of my ladies drink all that much. Other than that,I don't have any real suggestions. Please don't go tanning. I have very fairskin and I would rather blend in with each of you than stand out as the paleone! Leish, Linday and Sissy please call me. There are some other thingsthat I would like to go over with you on this topic. Addie, you are Adam'sfriend so I wouldn't presume to tell you what needs to be corrected. Plus,as your own wedding is coming up after mine, I'm sure you are more than alittle aware of what you need to work on. I will see you all on Saturday.Addie, remember that you will be attending the shower with us girls onSaturday rather than the paintball fun with the boys. Dress accordingly,dear! Much Love, Jenny
